Café Rio
This café is in Palm Springs and is a must visit. Also I would be remised to mention I had sex right before I went. My girlfriend initiated sex in the morning, which is just so great and exciting. I was deep in a dream and then I could feel her hands moving over my body and I don’t want to get graphic or anything, but yeah. We had sex and the sun was out and her heavy tits were bouncing back and forth like infinity balls and yeah I’m not gonna get into it, but it was like the second we were done we were ready to go again. She would cum then I would cum then she would cum then I would cum, we just spend the whole morning cumming and moaning and then we got breakfast at this fun little café in Palm Springs, Café Rio. Café Rio is this really amazing quaint back alley café connected to a strip mall about three miles away from the bustling downtown area. The café has a few tables in the back and then racks of goods ranging from potato chips to car oil. We ordered two coffees, a pastry, and a blueberry scone from the cashier and I think we just spent the whole morning smiling at each other. Coffees were reasonably priced at $8 and I remember the scone being difficult to chew. Very dry. The blueberries were like rocks and I actually started choking on one. This old guy somehow sporting both a bald head and a ponytail at the same time came up behind me and performed the Heimlich. For like 15 seconds I truly thought I was gonna die. The man adjusted his grip after a few failed attempts and then did something to my body that I think may have bruised a rib. Whatever it was, the blueberry rock flew from my mouth and landed on top of a pile of local newsletters that I think were at least a few months out of date just based on the dust. This was a confusing and panic-fueled moment, but after I spit up the blueberry, my girlfriend (whom I had had sex with that morning) touched my leg and a little extra saliva filled my mouth and I was able to get the rest of the scone down fine. I ate it no problem. There was a weird taste to the coffee, the silverware was visibly unwashed, and the guy behind the cash register was leaking menace, but then later that afternoon my girlfriend pulled out my fat cock while we were driving and she started sucking on it like it was a piece of scone lodged in a guy’s neck and then we pulled behind this Exxon Mobile and she got on top of me and god I think I came in like three minutes. Café Rio. 10/10.